In India we drive on the left of the road. In Bangalore, we drive on what is left of the road.
Q: What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in Bangalore?
A: Follow the traffic rules.
If a Bangalorean stops at a traffic light, others behind him stop too because the others conclude that he has spotted a policeman that they themselves have not.
Bangalore is the only city in India where distance is measured in units of time.
Bus drivers use horn instead of the brakes.